YCIS Episode 119: Security! Bra Check!

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Topics include: 1) Grimsby Town fans were made to show their bras to security before entering a match. It’s for everyone’s safety. 2) Baldock Town’s social media expert had to leave his official duties because he was called on as a sub in the match. He “LOL”ed all over the field! 3) Sean Dyche slams the response to a pitch invader. Apparently the pitch invader was ugly. 4) Get to know what the Yanks hobbies would be if we had all the downtime in the world like players do.

YCIS Episode 118: Egyptian Steel

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Topics include: 1) Neymar hires a UFC fighter as his new bodyguard. That’s no Kevin Costner! 2) Ronaldo get a new sponsor that’s harder than his abs…maybe 3) Newcastle slams Huddersfield for providing “clappers” for their fans. At least it wasn’t vuvuleza day 4) Carlo Ancelotti has been banned from smoking maybe this was the straw?

YCIS Episode 117: Roll Up Your Sleeves

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Podcast topics include: 1) Crystal Palace used sleeping pods to help with recovery during pre-season training. Maybe they are still in them? 2) Oh dear, Ronaldinho has release a new line of fidget spinners. What’s next? 3) Tinder looks to become Manchester United’s first sleeve sponsor. Can you swipe it? 4) Zlatan releases his own […]

YCIS Episode 116: The End of Djibouti

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Podcast topics include: 1) Chelsea used Shaolin Monks for pre-season training to “kick” start the season 2) Antonio Conte admits he loses 7 pounds a match. We think it’s in lost saliva 3) Peter Crouch has a face for radio and 4) Djibouti FA dissolves the national team. “But” it doesn’t “end” there. Listen on […]

YCIS Episode 114: Del Boca Park

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Podcast topics include: 1) Manchester United security staff had to follow a strict 18-day booze ban during pre-season tour of the United States. What kind of “tour” is this? 2) Wayne Rooney insists he still has a burning desire to win after joining Everton and is “not coming into a retirement home”. A Life Alert […]

YCIS Episode 113: Power Drinkers

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Topics include: 1) The League Two side Wycombe has released a keeper jersey designed to throw off opposing strikers. We have a few better ideas than what they came up with. 2) Mike Ashley has told a Court judge that he is a “power drinker” who likes to get drunk. Nothing to add here. 3) Arsene Wenger finally gets his man, Lacazette. But how did he do it? 4) A secretive American investment firm backed by Mark Zuckerberg is considering a £1B bid for Tottenham Hotspur. We “like” this news.

YCIS Episode 111: Streetwise Yanks

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Topics include: 1) Jamie Vardy’s academy for non-league talent has its first player offered a professional contract. We’re not sure if it’s a soccer contract or a party contract. 2) Raheem Sterling says Manchester City must become more “streetwise” if they are to challenge for honors next season. Is this on or off the pitch? 3) Cristiano Ronaldo may have just been offered the best contract ever, free beer for life.

YCIS Episode 110: What’s In Our Tour Rider?

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Topics include: 1) Brisbane Roar has been fined by the AFC for not providing proper meals for a group of Champions League match officials. Who wouldn’t demand lobster twice a day? 2) An Argentine football player has caused outrage after admitting that he used a needle to hurt opposing players. What a prick! 3) Newcastle is named the fastest growing soccer brand in the world. Mike Ashley’s underwear line must be a hit! 4) Claudio Ranieri almost missed out on Nantes due to his age! We claim ageism. 5) We are treated to a visit from an old friend, Dr. Brown.

YCIS Episode 109: Villains of Podcasting

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Topics include: 1) The Messi Experience Park, a theme park dedicated to Lionel Messi, will open in China in 2019. Can’t wait to ride the “nutmeg”. 2) Manchester City VIPs will receive pre-match tactical briefings from Pep Guardiola’s backroom staff before every home game. We would rather be around the post match drinking contest. 3) Does the MLS need a villain to help drive popularity? 4) A Bulgarian defender swigs beer that was thrown at him during a match. Best part, it ended up being just the boost he needed 5) Our “Get to Know the Yanks” asks, “Who do you want to play on Boxing Day?”

YCIS Episode 108: We’d Kill for an Award

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Topics include: 1) Mario Balotelli has a plan for becoming the next Ballon d’Or winner and it’s MURDER! 2) Plans for new Canadian Premier League approved. We hope they know there is no ice involved. 3) Juventus star Paulo Dybala has claimed that he’s become so good in part because of the film Gladiator. He loves himself the classics. 4) Grimsby fans hire mariachi band as a protest. 5) Our “Get to Know the Yanks” asks, “Which superhero would you pick as your inspiration?”

YCIS Episode 107: YanksLive05

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Topics include: 1) LA Galaxy are ready to launch an X Factor style TV show in a bid to unearth British soccer talent. Catch phrase? “You’re sacked” 2) Sam Allardyce favors the use of sin-bins during the match rather than retrospective action on divers. We’re good as long as the sin bins are filled with sharks. 3) Stoke City manager Mark Hughes promises to bring sexy football to Stoke City through transfers. We vote for Matthew McConaughey 4) MLS referee uses vanishing spray to fend off players. He is our hero 5) Our “Get to Know the Yanks” asks, “Which alcoholic beverage would you choose to be showered with and why?”