1) Cesc Fabregas says that he feels ‘sad’ when he sits the bench. What could cheer him up there? Our pod will. 2) Soccer players getting streets named after them is an honor. Who’s next? The Yanks have a few ideas 3) Is Sunderland diseased? Moyes thinks so, and yes MOYEZ is in full effect 4) And yet another segment of “Get to know the Yanks” where we discuss what we would collect if we had silly money like soccer players.
1) Aston Villa owner, Tony Xia, calls on fans to kidnap transfer targets? We think it might actually happen. 2) AMauricio Pochettino explains why he isn’t on Twitter. #smartypants 3) FIFA’s director Marco van Basten has revealed many potential changes to come, including an MLS throwback! 4) And yet another segment of “Get to know the Yanks” where we discuss what we would do to a player that wants to leave our club.
1) Anthony Martial talks about inflicting psychological punishment on defenders. What does he do? What would you do? 2) Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain reveals Wenger killed the vibe in the dressing room… by putting Frank Sinatra on the playlist 3) Has Mourinho turned Manchester United around with practical jokes? That may just work! 4) And yet another segment of “Get to know the Yanks” where we pick the 2017 hairstyle we would use if we were players…with magical hair.
1) A player is accused of using witchcraft during a match, and it worked! 2) A League 2 player gets booked for hitting…the ground after he breaks his leg. Now that’s a sensitive ref. 3) Need another reason to love Klopp? Well we’ve got one. 4) And yet another segment of “Get to know the Yanks” where we answer the question, what food do you feel is good enough to where you would find yourself eating yourself?
1) Ronaldo’s maids are subject to strict NDA agreements. What is he hiding? 2) Sam Allardyce has suggested the FA should take action against Watford’s club mascot for mocking. Are we next? 3) Claudio Ranieri has urged ‘desperate’ Leicester City to follow Vincent van Gogh and produce their best under pressure. Isn’t their season more like a Picasso? 4) And yet another segment of “Get to know the Yanks” where we talk personal heroes.
1) Former Swansea manager Bob Bradley was criticized for how he talks about the game. He probably shouldn’t have said yee haw, get’em boys in his pre-match speech 2) Brondby IF is currently working with Danish FA to develop “harmless” flare. Sounds like an oxymoron. 3) Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing was shown videos of his errors after asking why he is not in the team. Is this an effective performance evaluation? 4) And yet another segment of “Get to know the Yanks” where we discuss guilty pleasures.
1) Manchester City wants to update Etihad Stadium and give fans a unique “insight” into pre-match events. We might help talk them out of it 2) Diego Costa celebrates a man of the match performance with a cold one, and we start to like the guy. 3) Guardiola claims he is not a coach for tackles, and quickly forgets he manages in England 4) And yet another segment of “Get to know the Yanks” where we discuss budgetary options if we made funny money like players do.
1) Players are blasted for having an appearance bonus in their contract. We discuss ways to make this an effective bonus 2) Mario Balotelli was in line to receive a bonus from Liverpool of £1m per season should he refrain from any anti-social behavior. Looks like the best way to do this was to leave! 3) Raheem Sterling reveals he is ‘keeping away from certain stuff’ in order to perform better. Sounds good, but can his soul glow? 4) And yet another segment of “Get to know the Yanks” where we discuss our own personal goal celebrations.
1) Arsenal introduce a brand new mascot, Captain Arsenal! Who frighteningly resembles our own Arsenal fan Brian Boyer… 2) Tim Wiese, former Germany goalkeeper, just had his first fight in the WWE. We discuss others that could follow suit. 3) David Moyes has admitted results often cause him to spend many Saturday nights in a darkened room. This one depressed us a bit, until we found him a second career. 4) And another quick segment of “Get to know the Yanks”!
1) Tony Pulis says foreign Premier League managers are viewed differently. Did he dare say they are “sexy”? He sure did! 2) Antonio Conte would consider wearing a heart monitor to ensure his animated touchline style does not damage his health. But who’s going to tell him to calm down? 3) Joe Hart has consciously toned down his pre-match routine after criticism he was excessively motivated. Lay off the roids Joe! 4) Quick segment of “Get to know the Yanks” as a bonus.
1) Nile Ranger said he was inspired by the “finesse” shot on the Fifa video game. More like Grand Theft Auto! 2) Certain Man Untied players travel with their own personal hairstylists. Maybe they should bring more coaches instead. 3) A company has reached out to a few players trademark their goal celebration and turn it into a marketing event. TM-ing goal celebrations? Great…what’s next?