YCIS Episode 83: El Chompo

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Topics include: 1) Arsenal introduce a brand new mascot, Captain Arsenal! Who frighteningly resembles our own Arsenal fan Brian Boyer… 2) Tim Wiese, former Germany goalkeeper, just had his first fight in the WWE. We discuss others that could follow suit. 3) David Moyes has admitted results often cause him to spend many Saturday nights in a darkened room. This one depressed us a bit, until we found him a second career. 4) And another quick segment of “Get to know the Yanks”!

YCIS Episode 82: Same Tactics, Different Day

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Topics include: 1) Tony Pulis says foreign Premier League managers are viewed differently. Did he dare say they are “sexy”? He sure did! 2) Antonio Conte would consider wearing a heart monitor to ensure his animated touchline style does not damage his health. But who’s going to tell him to calm down? 3) Joe Hart has consciously toned down his pre-match routine after criticism he was excessively motivated. Lay off the roids Joe! 4) Quick segment of “Get to know the Yanks” as a bonus.

YCIS Episode 81: Hit the Finesse Button

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Topics: 1) Nile Ranger said he was inspired by the “finesse” shot on the Fifa video game. More like Grand Theft Auto! 2) Certain Man Untied players travel with their own personal hairstylists. Maybe they should bring more coaches instead. 3) A company has reached out to a few players trademark their goal celebration and turn it into a marketing event. TM-ing goal celebrations? Great…what’s next?

YCIS Episode 80: Section #1, Row Pee

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Topics include: Olivier Giroud has revealed his greatest fear as a child, none other than TV alien ALF! Lyon is forced to cover stands with plastic after visiting fans threw cups of urine. Wee wee, we are not kidding! Tottenham takes to Twitter to excite fans about Spurs soccer by discussing how food was consumed at the last match. Come on you Spurs, you can eat more than that!

YCIS Episode 77: Cech Yourself

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Arsenal’s Petr Cech is now selling a knitted version of his helmet in time for the holidays. Seamus Coleman blasted younger players and questions players who are obsessed with their image. Finally, Newcastle star Rolando Aarons is arrested after going ‘berserk in a club after a group of men started “bumping and grinding” with his Auntie’!